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Curtain tracks
Posted May 24, 2000
Why are curtain tracks so vindictive? They sit there happily doing their job until some crucial part of your day - you know, about to leave for work, people about to arrive for an important 'do', just got to the most serene and complicated part of your Pilates routine - when 'click' and 'swossh', there's cloth across your ears and you know the swine has fallen down again.
I mean, it can't wait for you to actually open a curtain, can it? Okay, it has the occasional little joke by popping a bit of material off a hook or creaking ominously as if it might come loose from its grip, but it has to wait until you're happily occupied elsewhere until it throws the curtains and dust all over you.
Curtain tracks are gits.
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