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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Seen the post this week? Mina's after our blood!

smiley - ale


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Martin Harper

*searches around before finding the relevant conversation*

smiley - yikes
I told you it'd get us in trouble... smiley - bigeyes

-Lucinda


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Yeah, but beer creates this wonderful "trouble-free field", whereby no harm can possibly come of any silly actions smiley - smiley.


I think Bossel is being tactful when he claims not to be able to read it... My writing ain't *that* bad. Oh well, if we just stay very very very quiet, and very very very still, maybe she won't see us...

smiley - ale


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Martin Harper

*hides behind KerrAvon*

Anyway, as I recall it was your idea, so I'm quite safe! smiley - whistle


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Coward! Anyway, it was *your* idea to get at Mina in as many possible of the captions, so you're in s**t too!

smiley - ale


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Martin Harper

Coward? Totally! smiley - smiley

I thought my idea was just to get at the Italics and BBC in general, rather than Mina in particular... but I'd been drinking at the time, so the intent may not have survived the slur... (and conversely, the slurs may not have survived when drink was spilled on the piece of paper... smiley - winkeye)

-Lucinda


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Mina

I managed to pick on Mark in all my captions. smiley - devil

So come on, what did it say?


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Eep! Discovered Don't hurt us, please smiley - run


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Suffice to say the words 'arse' 'Mark' and 'out' were involved. . Well, it seemed funny under the influence of Director's.....


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

Oh, hey, if I'd known it was a *jealousy* thing...

smiley - shark


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Mina

smiley - laugh
Better than my own I guess. smiley - winkeye


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Well, we thought about making it *you*... But having already used the 'jump' thing, decided it wouldn't have made any sense smiley - biggrin


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

The jumping one was *only* funny for it's *huge* innacuracy...smiley - devilsmiley - laugh
smiley - shark


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Mina

Oh you lie. smiley - teamaster.


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

I think not.

You see? Even Mina thinks it's true which makes it even smiley - laughier.

smiley - shark


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Mina

I'm talking to you! Hurry up, I'm sitting here waiting for a cup of smiley - tea, the smiley - dog wants feeding, and I *still* have my boots on. smiley - cross


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

smiley - run away! Domestic in progress!


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

Well, you know where the kettle is, the dog'll probably feed himself if you tell him too, and if you aren't clever enough to untie your own boots by now, well, I don't know...smiley - tongueout

smiley - shark


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Mina

No need to smiley - run, we're very friendly, and I only bite if I *really, really* like you, in a sort of moist way. smiley - angel


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences


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