h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can't slash, I've tried but I can't see it

I am a shipper tho, Caldwell/Weir and Beckett/Teyla are the one's I follow

I've got Weir/Caldwell ship fic in the early stages

* flies in*

Have I entered the home of the Drool Calendar?

away

This is the home of the calender, I'll let Sho leave the link, I think you'll be impressed

good

I stumbled on the concept while reading a quite lousy entry on slash, obviuosly written by someone (male?) who hadn´t understood what slash is all about...

In my experience most slash writers are of the female persuasion

Are you a reader or writer of FanFic your firey majesty

Admittingly I do have a weak spot for Snape slash...

I'm not into Harry Potter, I'm not a fan of slash either

It´s the character, Snape, intelligence is sexy...

Spock is also worthy

I can't see it myself, mind you I do over Dr Zelenka in Stargate Atlantis

Stargate Atlantis is unknown to me, I´m afraid.

I´ve seen the movie Stargate, and a few episodes of the TVseries but I can´t recall the character you´re referring to

Intelligence, and maybe a weird/naughty streak is what makes a man worthy

Oh a naughty streak is definatly worth a second look

Here's Dr Zelenka in all his nerdy ness
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5815/siege3x3164aa.jpg

And here's David Nykl who plays him all "Scrubbed Up"
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7866/zel29kd.png

Hi Dragonqueen! (cool name)

where's the entry on Slash? I'd be interested.

I've read some interesting Harry Potter Slash (I like Snape too, but my favourites to slash are Sirius Black/Lupin - the 3rd film only confirmed that one for me)

Speaking of whic... I got to see Brokeback Mountain last night. as a fan of "cowboys" since I was a wee girl, and as a Lady Writer Of Slash, you can imagine that I was all the way through. Not a terribly big fan of Heah Ledger before I went in, all I can say is...

WOW!

damn fine acting, sir and too

as for Jake what'shisface... to the power of .... 50? what a gorgeous guy he is! (yep, the eyes totally won me over, his lips/mouth... hands....)

and oh my... it was very very very sexy too. And I at the end, along with my friend.

Annie, which was the hot kiss you meant? I fund them all incredibly erotic.

anyway, Drool calender is here:
http://www.geocities.com/clanger_major/Drool2006.html

there are two, because a lot of us here like sci-fi so we have an Alternate Reality version too

that's here:
http://www.geocities.com/clanger_major/SciFiJan2006.html

enjoy!!

Reefgirl, Dr Z is more in character than "scrubbed up"

Sho, thanks for the links

I liked Brokeback Mountain, in spite of it being a love story, but the reasons for that is beyond ing , so I leave that subject for now

I found out about slash reading this article in Bitch http://www.bitchmagazine.com/archives/04_03slash/slash.shtml a couple of years ago and since I dig in to the world of slash every know and then. Much is crap, and boring reruns...but every now and then there are these little pieces of lemons that triggers the glands

It was this entry I read A632062, but googling hootoo I found more - A2767719 is better


...and if you take suggestions for the Calendar I´d go for Snape ... actually I´ve named next month´s Thingite Calender Snape A4321559

ah yes, I've read that online thing before, I have a few (ok, a lot of) issues with it.

Mr.Prophet's fic entry, according to him, needs updating. But I prefer not to stop him actually writing his fic, so I'm not nagging ! (*waves to Mr.P* - who, as far as I know, still lurks here occasionally)

That other slash entry... well, I skimmed it, with some work it could be good for the guide, I think.

Right, I'm just waiting for the sweaty men with swords to flounce accross my screen...

There was a trailer at the pictures last night for another film with the rather Clive Owen but I can't remember what it was called.

Oh and TillSchweiger is in Arthur too.

I've had a look at that X Files piece, looks like I'll be off the the update forum again, it's horribly out of date

What is the process for updating entries, anyway? It's been so long since I've actually written anything for H2G2 (my half-written Farscape entry notwithstanding) in an age.

Right... I watched King Arthur. What a pile of Doggy doo doos. Hollywood mangles and rewrites a perfectly good, perfectly well known legend....

I mean, this film has everything for a Sho to at: sweaty men with swords charging around on their horses doing derring deeds. Or whatever.

But no, the suits have to faff with the story...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

still, male-totty wise it was fantastic!!! and I am now in lurve with another Dane... who is even nearly as old as me and therefore I am not straying into dangerous (but tempting) toy-boy territory. (shame)

so, in no particular order,the top male totty from King Arthur:

Clive Owen - oh my, he is more gorgeous than ever he was playing yuppies in the early 90s.

Ray Stephenson - yep, him again. Playing a rough & ready "roman" soldier with a shaven head

Til Schweiger - playing a Saxon (rubbish role, he is so much better than this) with an improbable beard.

Hugh Dancy - playing Galahad with a beard
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2455/HughDancy_Ausse_2539081_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Dancy,%20Hugh&seq=2

Ioan Gruffudd - as Lancelot... oh my, dark curly hair and cheekbones to die for (he fits the Sho Totty Template perfectly)
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0349683/04_KAC-C211-17A-B.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Gruffudd,%20Ioan&seq=15

and

Mads Mikkelsen - never heard of him. He played a chap called Tristan (with a hawk) and oh my... smitten. Lovely accent, and ... he looks wild. Like he definitely knows how to have a good time
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0586568/HH/0586568/817MadsMikkelsen.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Mikkelsen,%20Mads

plus, the non-droolable but fantastic anyway Ray Winstone and the equally fantastic but non-droolable Ken Stott.

apparently Kiera Knightly looks hot in woad.... no comment from me, she has too many teeth and she's too skinny for me.

kept ... we eat ham and jam and spamalot... - frankly if the cast had joined in it would have been a blessed relief! and as for when they were ouside the fort shouting up at the guards, I wished I really was watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Your part of Germany must be drowning in Sho

Mr P You cut and past the original onto a new Apage and "Fill in the Blanks" if it's an extensive Re Write (BTW the SG-1 one is finished and lanquishing in the Update forum) then submit to the aforementioned forum and wait and wait and wait et al.

Mads Mikkelsen is a danish actor, who also has been a dancer. He has done several movies in Scandinavia, amongst them some Dogma films. He also played a drug dealer in Pusher and Pusher2.

One of his more longstanding characters was the police detective Allan Fisher in the danish TV series "Rejseafdelningen", which I think was presented as "Unit One" to an international audience.

The problem, Sho, is that the film you watched had the wrong title. It wasn't King Arthur; it was The Swords of the Magnificent Seven.