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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Started conversation Dec 10, 2000
One pupil is bigger than the others? How many eyes do you have? 
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Dances with ladyboys Posted Dec 14, 2000
I have 4 eyes on my face, 2 in the back of my head and one on my arse.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 14, 2000
And how many of those are your own?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Dec 14, 2000
I'm touched that anyone has read my page!
Um. well. its a long story, but when i was a baby, I had cateracts, and had to have an operation. But I had an incompetant doctor, and I ended up having other eyes installed, which takes my tally up to about 13 (one appears only at the summer equinox of a leap year).
One of the pupils is marginally bigger than the others. I want it to be a lot bigger so I can scare old ladies, but aside from performing crude corrective surgery on myself it doesnt seem as if it will happen. ho hum.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 15, 2000
Try just keeping that eye closed till you need it - that'll make the pupil large when you first open it. It won't last, but it'll be enough to frighten those who weren't already disturbed by the extra 11 eyes. Another 987 would qualify you for a knighthood...
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 15, 2000
Don't you remember the song?
"The knight had a thousand eyes..."!
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 21, 2000
Yes, er... that's it... 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 26, 2000
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Dec 29, 2000
WHAT-everrrr...
I trust you had merry Christmasses and all...
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Dances with ladyboys Posted Jan 2, 2001
I would of had a very merry christmas but i'm a budist.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 2, 2001
Oh. well, um, I bet people still gave you presents, tho.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 2, 2001
Oh. well, um, I bet people still gave you presents, tho.
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Dances with ladyboys Posted Jan 9, 2001
In case you didn't notice, I'm not really a budist. I was taking the piss.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 10, 2001
Really? chortle. But if you had been a buddist and I called you names, yopu would not have been happy, now would you?
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 10, 2001
I assumed a budist was a religous follower of Budweiser 
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Dances with ladyboys Posted Jan 11, 2001
Excaltly. May i add that i'm am also a Carlsbergist, a vodkaist and a largereist?
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- 7: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 15, 2000)
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