h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*please imagine that this invitation is on expensive feeling
cream colour paper, in silver ink, done in a fancy caligraphy
style*

Uncle 'Goriff' Heavy,
You are coordially invited the Hall of Illusions
http://www.h2g2.com/U151637 for dinner and a mystery. I
realize you are affiliated with CHOPPERS. Know beforehand
that members of STUMPED are also on my list of guests.
Please believe me, however, this soirée is not meant to turn
into a brawl. It shall be a civilized event, if all goes well.

No weapons allowed, please.


Yours,
Lord Reflection

Um... Oops, I didn't mean to make the subject heading that long. Must have mistyped something.

Thank you kindly. I'll be along presently. Have you any...alias on H2G2?

Mr. Heavy, this is a mystery thread. I'm not going to just answer questions willy-nilly, am I?

So. A yes then.

I'll give you this, I used to be named "Prospero", but no one really knows me as Prospero.

Fair enough.

By the way, if you *do* come to any conclusions about me, please don't tell anyone or let on that you know anything significant, unless it seems to be appropriate (you know, "Solution time"). There are Ten Little Researchers invited, and if you've ever read Agatha Christie's "Ten Little Indians" aka "And Then there Were None", you'll see where it's all going.

By the way, if you *do* come to any conclusions about me, please don't tell anyone or let on that you know anything significant, unless it seems to be appropriate (you know, "Solution time"). There are Ten Little Researchers invited, and if you've ever read Agatha Christie's "Ten Little Indians" aka "And Then there Were None", you'll see where it's all going.

By the way, if you *do* come to any conclusions about me, please don't tell anyone or let on that you know anything significant, unless it seems to be appropriate (you know, "Solution time"). There are Ten Little Researchers invited, and if you've ever read Agatha Christie's "Ten Little Indians" aka "And Then there Were None", you'll see where it's all going.

I have never inn my born days seen a triple posting. Good job!

Thank you, I'll bet I can't do it again... unless the site is slow