h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there have seen your pic on Unc's space... you know people say its best not to tell people your a/s/l ah well you've done it now ...

I'm a student are you to? fancy a chat?

from opti

I think this ironic stunt has backfired a little, Mr. Heavy.

chat if you want i dont mind. i was slightly taking the piss tho, i should warn you

and thank you, emily

I'm not dumb I know you were mucking about what would you like to talk about?

oh search me mate...i can talk all kinds of things. try me...

Ask him about Warhammer, love.

Warhammer is a game right? I'm not sure I'd be keen on that ... how come Emily you are linked to uncle heavy?

you might say that, yes. she knows more about me than is strictly necessary...

how come?

cos i told her about it

never trust a woman

er mate I am a woman so I take it you can't trust me either right?

not as far as i could throw you, and, as emily will testify, my arm muscles are really puny.

not as far as i could throw you, and, as emily will testify, my arm muscles are really puny.

how unreconstructed am i?

I'm sorry me land lubber I don't understand ye

god, nor do i really, most of the time

sorry that was me pretending to be drunk and this is me trying to write when knackered after work

I think the problem with writing on here is that one can be misinterpretated or not understood but hopefully in time things will become clearer or you could just ask them what they mean by ...

eh?

oh nevermind