h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Puts up very sturdy umbrella*

::Plants pineapple mines::Hehehe

*Sends in any remaining Mad cows, who find all mines and blow them up whilst getting rid of CJD*

HAHA!

::Unleashes his secret mafia of super sheep, homing in on the nemises:: MUAHAHAHA!

*puts on a tangerine - and - pineapple proof suit she invented herself, which coincidentally looks quite dashing, and hides under the umbreller*
It's a war out here!!
=pete

::Super sheep hits all:: ...TRIPLE KO! I WIN!

*finds a concrete donkey*

Coo

*Puts tangerine gun on rapid fire and hands the girls pile sof tangerine grenades*

War, pah!

::Throws some super banana bombs::

*unfortunatly crazy man's banana bombs are too curved and bomarange back at him*

::Disables them before they reach him::

::Throws out an army of ming vases::

*tosses her tangerine grenades and a few super special apple bombs she's been cooking up*
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=pete

::Goes up in the plane and causes an earthquake to shake their own bombs onto themselves::

*puts on the special attchment she's been working on in those cold scottish night to her gun, and prepares to start firing melons...water melons*

Mwahhaha!

*starts tossing baby grape bombs into CM's machinery*

*throws a concrete donkey nearby*

*materialises a olive green helmet*
*tosses pomegranates (shrapnel!!!) and cherries from the sky*
=pete

::Casts Bio Berserka Rage on opponents, so that they attack themselves frequently and lose Health Points each time, because they are poisoned (Note to Final Fantasy fans: This is equivalent to a spell that casts bio, confusion and haste):: Ouch!

*holds up a mirror*

That doesn't work against magic spells, sorry