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Love Slave???
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Started conversation Nov 7, 2001
Although I am ever hopeful that someone will fill the position of captains love slave it has not yet been filled. However this does not neccesarily free up the position to you Uncle Heavy (with gratuitous amounts of titlage to vast for me to put down here unfortunately even if they are quite cool. Which they are).
There is however a love slave position which I believe is perfect for you. How do you feel about being the chief engineers love slave.
I'm sure (s)he will be delighted but I will have to find myself a love slave first (I can't let my suboredinates beat me to it. Plus I'm just greedy, and it gives me an excuse to find a love slave so ha.)
Love Slave???
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 7, 2001
you mean...you dont...want me as your love slave? have you seen my picture? im gorgeous. i have the doctors signiatures to prove it! i can cope with rejection
ok. i will be the slave of the cheif engineer at such time that i am required
Love Slave???
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 12, 2001
I am the other bob. I did try to persuade Captan Big Bad Bolshevik Bob that you were indeed suited for the task as love slave, I did show him the picture, but to no avail. Our cheif engineer was very pleased by your offer, but I know him(I first introduced him to the guide) and he's not very... pretty. However the engine room mop girl is very attractive and would enjoy a love slave, I'm sure.
Lots of jam on toast, Covert Bob(now available in five fruity flavours).
Love Slave???
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 13, 2001
sorry...you lost me here...which bob/engineer/captain would i have to be a love slave to? ill be the girl's love slave...i have this problem with ugly men...
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 15, 2001
As I have previously stated, you could be the engine room mop girl,s love slave.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 16, 2001
yes. i shall be her love slave. far superior. could you remind me where the page is?
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 18, 2001
Yes.
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 19, 2001
I see you've found him. Enjoy. Happy Dude, yes you can be a love slave,there are the positions of Captains Love Slave or chief engineers love slave. I wouldn't recomend the chief engineer and i'd have to consult the captain. There are other positions available at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A639407
CoVert BoB
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 19, 2001
hello fluorscent...i assume im your love slave on the naked spaceship thing?
Love Slave???
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 20, 2001
im not used to this whole love slave thing, so...er...youll have to ease me in gently 
ahem.
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 22, 2001
don't let her 
shaped head scare you off
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fluorescent Posted Nov 23, 2001
Someone you know, you're rather keen on my head shape aren't you? When bigbad...bob was a little baby he had a perfect shaped head. the student doctors came round to look at his head because it was so prfectly shaped. Or so his mother tells me.
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 26, 2001
Medical students came to see my genitals. I'd like to say it was beacause they were perfect, but it was because I came out of the womb arse first.
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Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 26, 2001
Hmm... Would you prefere alien, daemon
or android love slave.
Love Slave???
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Nov 26, 2001
I'ts such a hard choice isn't it????? There has been much debate on the subject recently and I have to say that I really can't decide.
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- 1: Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) (Nov 7, 2001)
- 2: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 7, 2001)
- 3: Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) (Nov 12, 2001)
- 4: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 13, 2001)
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