h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Come sit by the fireside with me and I shall tell you a story.

Once apon a time... they always start like this, don't they?

In any case, it was during one of my lectures where we were supposed to be looking up political connections with unions *sigh* when I first discovered h2g2. I signed up, and if I say the rest is history, my story would be over and it isn't, so I won't say that and will instead continue with what I'm trying to tell you which I do not seem to be doing very well...

Anyway, I signed up and then forgot about it.

A couple of months later, during yet another Industrial Relations lecture, I stumbled across h2g2 again, miraculously remembered my account name, and have been an overly active member since then.

My list of activities, etc on h2g2 is quite extensive, and one of my more favourite games was that of "Beat The Aces". Man, I love giving those guys a hard time!
Anyway, I always seemed to come across the Ace Emmily, when one day, to my amazement, I was waved to by a different Ace.........none other than...











*suspense*










*more suspense*











*have I created enough suspense already?*













*more suspense just to annoy you*









CAL FORTUNESWELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I had never heard of the Fortuneswells before, nor seen them in my entire roaming and lurking on h2g2, but now I can't seem to go anywhere without finding one!

You guys are a great bunch and a lot of fun, so Adam.....

WELCOME TO H2G2!


Lauda

Thank you

Unfortunately I haven't been playing beat the aces recently, so they got to you before I did...

Anyway, what are you up to? Are you also online all day like the rest of them?

nope

I have school

except for now

it's the holidays

Already? Oh my, things work differently there...

it's the easter holidays

2 whole weeks!!!!!!!!

*dripping with sarcasm*
Gee that's long...

Schools never realise how much rest pupils should get!

I'd demand 5 weeks or something.

we do get 6 during the summer

Now that's more like it!

So what are you up to these hols?

chatting to you on here

* coughs and enters *

Hello Adam - welcome to Hootoo

I know your uncle Cal, Aunty Dax and did know your Uncle Tuc

What a family

How are you finding things here?

I'm finding them very

That has to be good!

What do you enjoy doing? Are you as into bikes as your uncle?

I do like them

But my dad doesn't

So uncle Cal sometimes takes me out on his

I can understand your Dad's perspective but it must be fun going out with Cal

He goes real fast



but I never told you that

Your secret is safe with me Adam - but I would have been really surprised if that was not the case

Typical of Cal to go speeding round like that!

My best is speeding on the highway. It unnerves a lot of other drivers, buy hey, thats their problem!

Hmm I am not known for going slowly on the roads either - but then again I am in a car as bikes scare me!

I love bikes.
Yamaha R1 is STILL my favourite!