h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi. It's me. That's pretty much all there is to say at the moment, except, are you calling me short?

I never called you short.

You are short, but I never called you it.

I love that insult. My wit astounds even me. Hahaha chortle chortle

Gooodbyyyeeee!

PS. Join the ASL.

You did call me short. In one of your conversations (I was about to collapse onto the keyboard from fatigue at the time, so I can't remember which conversation it was, but you were talking to Good Angel) you said 'I might be in the QM with my friend Pete, who looks a lot like me, except shorter and with longer hair...'. Your wit may be sharp, but you're memory has been corrupted by too many vodka and red bulls. And what do you mean I look a lot like you?!?! Dress like you perhaps, but not look like you. As for the ASL, I lend you my sword in the ongoing struggle, and my monster will help as well (waves his monster at the screen).

Check out my space. It's been updated.

When I said you looked at bit like me that was because all Good Angel knew about me was that I had black hair, brown eyes and wore a leather jacket. Therefore that description also works for you. I don't think we look alike at all but it saved time typing an identical description again. Anyway, I never said you were short. I just said that you were shorter than me. You're not short, I'm just a giant. Bwahahahaha. I smell the blood of an englishman!

Just going to your space now.

Actually, the description doesn't work for me, since I've got blue eyes and brown hair. You fool! You were too drunk to notice! Anyway, I've just posted my first article. See if you can find it.

Aha! You thought I'd left didn't you? Well I didn't. I'm still here in my shadow. Ahhhhh.... my shadow. Such a shady spot it is. I could lurk here for days.