h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what exactly do you have against squirrels god dammit!!!! sure they live up trees and don't make a proper noise like 'oink oink' or 'quack quack' but then they are not pigs or ducks and therefore do not speak pig or duck language! that's not their fault! why do you punish them so with all this talk of being slapped by wet haddocks?? it's not right i tell u! not right!!!!

Perhaps I can also add to the squirrels are evil thing. Where I'm at right now (picturesque Princeton, New Jersey, USA) the squirrels have gone mad. They're everywhere! It's almost impossible to walk past a garbage bin and not be startled by some squirrels looking for food. People have had their rooms invaded by these little critters. Not only do they leave amess and eat any food left lying about but they sometimes bring their own garbage in.

So yeah, the little things are a pain in the ass. At least around here they're tagged and so someone makes sure they aren't diseased or anything.

Eitan

hmmmmmmm i feel rather sheepish now especially as for quite a while now i have been a member of the h2g2 asl (anti squirrel league) led by sick bob. we live in constant fear of squirrel invasion and yes squirrels are evil. i am proud to say that i get to be chief dragon trainer and leader of the welsh section you should join due to your obvious hatred of all things squirrely. link'd on my page somewhere under all that junk.
laterz.
scruff.

and i pretended u were someone else then incase u were wondering. so from now on your name is jeff.

this heat is driving me insaaaane!!!!!!!!!!!!!