h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey mate

seems your friends' with PenJen - how'd you make that acquiantance? Was it through a writing anthology? Anyway, just thought I'd respond to your "moral majority post here". Flappin' the 'ol gerstup won't get you anywhere near Poland, but a trollop will. Follow garabge collectors south fork road to north, then you'll query the morals of a pink bird. Anyway, flemish hens don't verbose the yesterday laxative.

Della

you see you are ment to be mature della ,very good , what does that prove .

az your links to my posts mmmmm yes i like a laugh like the next one a sence of humour is that a crime .

Hey Shi*ty

What's it like to be patriotic for a country that doesn't even exist? H*ll, the US is older than your piece of cr*p backwater dump. Scotland forever is kinda stupid, don't ya think, when it's hardly existed at all for 400 years, and wasn't much to talk about before then?

DELLA if scotland is ment to be a dump ,why do the yanks ,aussies , love it every year ,even your film stars love our land .

well look here matey because you yanks thinks its real .http://www.lochness.co.uk/livecam/ .

So the best thing your country has is a tourist trap? That's why you're proud of your country? Because you can sell souvenirs and junk to suckers? Wow, great country. Sign me up. How do I emmigrate? I want to work in one of those c****y booths by the Loch, wear a kilt, talk like a r****d, and sell foreign made c**p to foreigners. WOOHOO!

well you yanks get away with it , micky mouse land ,