h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And now I would venture to say your page is FABIO... oh wait, that means something else (do you really think he can't believe it's not butter?).

Welcome to the Guide! I serve the Towers as an Assistant Community Editor (ACE), whose task it is to find fab new reseasrchers and help them become the fabtantarific researchers they are destined to become. A few resources to help in this endeavor:

The ACE homepage has lots of useful links for the new researcher: http://www.h2g2.com/A214796

The Guide to H2G2 Clubs can help you find new friends in a hurry: http://www.h2g2.com/A270325

Enjoy your time here, and if you have any questions, feel free to ask. Welcome once again.

Thank you for your kind letter. I hope to submit many entries and be a greatastic fantabulous researcher. Face it, with a vocabulary like mine I can't go wrong

You're very welcome... after all, it's what I get paid for. Well, actually, I don't get paid. What's up with that? Maybe I should start a campaign... "no Aces/Subs without pay stubs!" Naww... rhyme doesn't sound very inspirational...

I am getting paid for doing this. At least I am getting paid whilst I am doing this. Must go my boss has just walked in

I'm goofing off at work, too. Sure beats digging ditches for a living...

That was a close one!! I didn't even have time to put a full stop on.
I just hope that they don't moniter the internet activity here or I will be very