h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't seem to get caffeine-hyped any more.

* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>s back to 'duties' ...*

*also pouts, waving*

*holds up a sign that reads "Beware of Waving Pouts"*

*then begins to wonder when signs learned how to read? *

hmmmm.....those are tricksy signs they are!

There are just SO many things you have to be careful about these days. Now when I were just a lad ...

*rocking chair begins to creak along, a corn-cob pipe gets lit, and all the little chillun roll there eyes ...*

*except this one, who just turns her music up a little and listens*

Eeeuuuwwww !!! Boney M ???


*grabs the rockin' chair and hies to the hills !!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *

*follows, smiling innocently*

*half-way up the hill, stops and settles down. sticking on a funny red'ish beard and a tam cap, he begins to opine ... *

A lonnnng time ago, when the earth was green, there was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen. Cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born? The loveliest of them all was the unicorn ...

*lots of children in the shrubbery begin to sing in harmony ...*

*just sitting there, not one to sing*

Awww, c'mon now. With the Oirish lilt, it's all a lot of fun. (Ask yer Mum or Grand-Mum about Will Miller and the Irish Rovers, if you missed the unicorn bit )

or I could wiki it>>

Got one better ... Gimme a bit o' time, and I can put the tune on my own web'ish site ...


Gonna call on my Engerlish friend, and see how her day has been. Back in a while ...

cool, ok! have fun!

Right. Trying to be good, cool and stuff, would you ask your Mom to call on me, by e-mail? There's an address on my Intro page, that may look like an envelope or a huge plus-sign. I can send a down-load link then, for that tune ...

ok, when she wakes up I will^^

Jeez, did you go and wake her with your silly-early keyboard clickings and stuff?

nooope, she could literally sleep through a hurricane>>

We don't get a lot of those, aside from energetic wives and stuff. Even smaller twisters aren't common here. Now tremours ... those we feel on occassion.

wow.....most we get is a flood last year><