h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just opened up the who's on-line box and as usual ordered it by ID and if not for you I'd be the most senior researcher on-line

Ah! All those lazy 5-digit people were sleeping again?

Apparently, so how did it feel to be in charge

Quite good. Too bad I missed it.

Well, I am too lazy to turn off the puter, you see. I'd start it first thing in the morning anyway.

I've a little bit of software that switches it off when the music I wuz listening to finishes

Well, I do that with my cd-player. The puter still remains on.

multitasking at its finest

Lazyness rules!

... but if you don't switch off I'll never get to be in charge

Try next week, I'll be AFK for a whole week.

Come to think I may be a little busy even second half of this week already.

well I'm away Tuesday & Wednesday and then w**king Thursday & Friday Nightsso don't make yourself busy on my account, relax be lazy

I'll be very busy with relaxing.

the kind of busy I like

Yep.
And since that happens only very few times a year... That's what you get if you hang around weird websites.