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The Honest Courtesan Started conversation May 30, 2000
The problem with my lifestyle is the amount of exercise I need to do. It is so boring. I cannot even begin to express how much I want to scream when faced with an alpine ski machine. Aerobics turns me off, pilates bores me silly (classes full of the most pretentious people you could think of), yoga leaves me so chilled I cannot do anything for the rest of the day and tae bo is just ridiculous.
If any one can find a sport that will give me the body of a goddess and the stamina of a triathlete please let me know 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 30, 2000
Um, if you don't mind me saying so, I would have thought that someone in your profession would be getting plenty of exercise!
*raises hat apologetically* 
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The Honest Courtesan Posted May 30, 2000
I think you have the wrong end of the stick!
I don't get paid as such, I am very selective in who I take on and at present you can count my husband and lovers on one hand!
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Demon Drawer Posted May 30, 2000
Am I missing something here EV, where is there any mention of the profession?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 30, 2000
Ah, my apologies!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 30, 2000
Excuse me a moment.
*takes DD to one side*
Psst, DD, don't they have courtesans where you come from?
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The Honest Courtesan Posted May 30, 2000
but if I am being hard on myself I am little more then a very high class whore. They pay for my lifestyle indirectly. Most come from overseas and need someone to take to official functions, a dinner partner, good company. I provide that and a little more!
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The Honest Courtesan Posted May 30, 2000
well considering they really died out in the last century, probably not!
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Demon Drawer Posted May 31, 2000
EV the only courts they have here are kangaroo courts before they blow your kneecaps off.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 31, 2000
Ouch.... it's not very romantic, is it? 
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Demon Drawer Posted May 31, 2000
I'm not in a very romantic mood in case you hadn't noticed. 
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The Honest Courtesan Posted May 31, 2000
I found love so difficult that I am happy with my current life. I am loved, treasured, taken care of and I live a life that most women could only dream of.
I hate to be cynical but the problem with love is other people.
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BluesSlider Posted May 31, 2000
Merely a question seeking an answer DD, nothing cynical about it .
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Demon Drawer Posted May 31, 2000
Hey HC eveyone knows about my recent problems so it's hardly self protection.
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The Honest Courtesan Posted May 31, 2000
Actually taht comment was aimed at BluesSlider.
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