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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation May 16, 2000
The number of the last researcher to visit you is. Four. Zero. Two. Eight. Five.
Received on. May. 16. At Ten. Fifty. Three. PM.
(That's how the Telewest 1471 lady does it, anyway...) 
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The 1471 Lady Posted May 16, 2000
Thank. You. For. Visiting.
I. Only. Know. About. BT. Since. That. Is. Who. I. Work. For.
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Smiley Ben Posted May 16, 2000
I'm impressed!
It must take a lot of effort for DD to log out and log back in as 1471 lady!
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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted May 19, 2000
I'm glad we could be here together. You have a beautiful home. It's so inviting and warm. I brought you a bottle of wine. I hope you like white.
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The 1471 Lady Posted May 19, 2000
Thank. You. Very. Much
I. Am. Glad. You. Like. It. Here
I. Do. Like. White. .
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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted May 19, 2000
Let's drink a toast to us. Cheers, One.
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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted May 19, 2000
I have been trying to make my home more like yours. It's hard to know sometimes how to do it. I make mistakes and don't realise it until it's too late.
Cheers again. You know I love you, don't you?
Ali*
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The 1471 Lady Posted May 19, 2000
If. You. Know. That. You. Made. A. Mistake. You. Can. Remedy. It
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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted May 19, 2000
I think I know who you are. Do I? 
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- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 16, 2000)
- 2: The 1471 Lady (May 16, 2000)
- 3: Smiley Ben (May 16, 2000)
- 4: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (May 17, 2000)
- 5: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (May 17, 2000)
- 6: The 1471 Lady (May 19, 2000)
- 7: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (May 19, 2000)
- 8: The 1471 Lady (May 19, 2000)
- 9: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (May 19, 2000)
- 10: The 1471 Lady (May 19, 2000)
- 11: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (May 19, 2000)
- 12: The 1471 Lady (May 19, 2000)
- 13: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (May 19, 2000)
- 14: The 1471 Lady (May 19, 2000)
- 15: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (May 19, 2000)
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