h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi!
i am the bad guy who never wins,and this is my demon,ted.you said to reply,and you'd try to explain whatever it was you were talking about.i replied,now explain,please.
ted:"didn't he want you to wish him good luck?"
yeah,but that's supposedly bad luck.you're supposed to say 'break a leg'.now tell me,how is that good luck?eh,well,good luck,or break a leg,or whatever you want me to say.

-the bad guy who never wins

dont say what i want you to say. thanks for the broken leg.
its the sort of thing where you learn something and through learning you come to a greater understanding of the way things are working in you and the world around you but since its all personalized the really deep stuff dances beyond explanation.

'greater understanding'?hmm...i think you are trying to sound smart...but failing miserably.or perhaps you are really smart,but trying to sound like a stupid person trying to sound smart.or maybe you are a really, really smart person trying to sound like a smart stupid person trying to sound like a smart person,so that i will think you are stupid.hmmm...that COULD be it...or maybe you are of average inteligence,and i'm just over-analyzing(did i spell this wrong?)this...yes,that's very likely.i seem to do that a lot.you're welcome for that broken leg,by the way.it's shattered,i think,so healing will be slow and painful.but if you don't like pain,no whining.what doesn't kill you can only make you stronger(unless it puts you in a coma).

-the bad guy who never wins