h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Actually, changed my mind you auld git! We're gonna play here if we want! So there!

Deaks, you are so gullible, it's untrue!! Made my morning tho..

Hmph! I prefer to think of it as trusting rather than gullible. I like to see the best and honesty in people! Obviously I can't in you cos you're a conniving toerag!!!!!!!!!

So there!

Awww, Hun, c'mon

Surely it was only fair, seeing what you did top me with the Sandra one! And I trusted you implicitly with that, convinced it wasn't you!

I reckon we are equal...

Now give me a and a

Smart @rse!




BERNARD???? where'd the hell didya get BERNARD???

Seemed like a good name for an old git!! Must remember to apologise to Niks, she rumbled straight away, and sent a funny message, and I wrote back all serious, pretending to be a normal person, and really offended! Oops!

I thought it was you and I looked and saw that message from Nik but she's got a habit of popping up in strange places!

I saw you had a welcome message from an ACE though and that put me off cos I never got one for Sandra, I only got an email saying that I now had multiple accounts!

So basically, you've still not had any Land Rover queries then? God help the first person who does post cos we'll rip the **it out of them, thinking it's you!

eeeeeeeeuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*looks to see if DDD is in his shed but he must be out at the shops. Notices piles of camel carp all over the floor and decides to leave it as a present. Great fertiliser for the roses*

DDD out playing with his toys - will be back this evo

That's if he doesn't break anything this afternoon!

well I'm not offering rubbing services this week so he'd better be careful

You could alwys try rubbing salt in any wounds!! He'd be a bit more careful after that

ground glass?

(Sorry DDD - don't mean it really!)

Yes, she did!!! Potassium Permanganate always stings like a bugger too!

DDD - don't listen to her



Deaks - hes going to get so excited when he sees all these posts to his landrover thread. He'll be gutted!

No he won't, he loves us stopping by for a wee chat every now and then. As long as you mention Land Rovers every so often, he's a happy li'l bunny!

Aren't you DDD?

Series one SWB

there - that should do it!

All I can say to you two, after a long hard day is