h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi! i am new here. has anyone else noticed how the bad guy never wins on TV? well,i never win either. but it takes losers to make winners,so you all can thank me when your rich and famous...yeah,right,like anyone's gonna do that...well,just thought i'd say hi to anyone who's listening...

HI!

Hi and let me just say that the following laughter is directed at you not at what you said:
hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

continues to chuckle silently at her cruelty. xanthippi;the nut with the scythe takes a drink of (stolen) and laughes at her own antics. suddenly realizes....

I'm a loser tooooo!!!!!!!!

not just a loser,but a complete and utter idiot!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahhahahaahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahaahahahaa-
oh wait...so am i.

but YOU'RE a loser with a SCYTH!!!!!!!!!
i'm so jelous...
i hate you.

-the bad guy who never wins

*After listening intently to reply from the evil guy who never wins xanthippi feels quite good*

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

*Thinks that she might have been insulted after all*

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

think that's funny,do you?

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Yes i do
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-the bad guy who never wins

that looked so much better before i posted it...

Hate when that happens, but you my friend are the theif in this room. shame on you shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame

hahahahahahaha

you stole my introduction!!!!!!!!my ORIGIONAL introduction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU'RE the theif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

teheehee...I admit to nothing.