h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like your new Homer graphic. Look at his little sausage-like fingers wiggle.

tee hee...
I haven't had much chance to post lately, but I found this in my wanderings and had to put it on my page
More to come, me promise

sure sure SURE. Blah-de-blah.



Okay. *sits and waits*

*taps Krissy Lee on the shoulder*

Ok, you can stop waiting now

How are ya?

*jumps fifty feet into the air*

*lands awkwardly*

EEK!! Don't DO that. You scared me! I'm fine.

I'm actually better than fine. Happy happy happy happy thrilled blissful that's me.

How are you doing?

I'm sorry I scared you, glad you're blissful

So when is it happening? What does the dress look like?

Can I be the ring bearer?

Well, I can't tell you what the dress looks like except for in an email because Mr. Baker is getting more and more comfortable online and he might read it...but it's beautiful.. truely beautiful.

And in a word, no. But thanks for your good wishes! And there are tons of places out there to rent nice tuxes and I'll even make you one of those pillows with the ribbon on it to tie the rings to so they don't fall off.

Hey you, run to my homepage to see the latest, btw.

*pouts*

But wouldn't I look cute in a little powder-blue tux with tails, and the pillow and everything?

You'll have to email me with all the secret stuff....

Yeah, I will.

I think you would look SO cute and I think it would be a charming touch if on April 30 of next year you were to spend all day dressed like a ring bearer.

Be carefull. I AM one half of the Queen of the Universe, and if I like the idea too much I could always try and make it a royal order.

*ponders this*

hmm....
*pushes one-half of the queen of the universe*

*falls over*

*THUMP*

HEY!! You can't just go around pushing Queens of the Universe! Even if I'm only half, I'm pretty mighty, Mister!

*gets up and shoves Spaceboy*

*gets shoved*

no sir, I don't like that at all

Oh common. I haven't hit you with anything heavy recently, have I?

Besides the whole marriage news?

That's not like getting hit with something hard, heavy and very very metal is it, though? *wanders off wondering what she did with that wrench*

Well, it's pretty heavy... though, not metal, you are correct

Heeaaavyyy maannn.

*sneaks away before Krissy remembers to hit him on the head with something heavy*

*suddenly glances down at the wrench in her hand*

D'OH!