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You're Bruce!

Post 1

The Cheese

You're Bruce, aren't you?

HA!


You're Bruce!

Post 2

The Cheese

Or Red Petunia?

YES! YOURE RED PETUNIA! HAHAHA! I GOT IT!


You're Bruce!

Post 3

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

Well, which is it? And why?

;^#


You're Bruce!

Post 4

The Cheese

;^# points to Bruce

But eMAil and "red" point to Petunia.

So I say b)Petunia, final answer.


You're Bruce!

Post 5

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

Okay. Final answer. When we get to the unmasking, you'll know whether you've won a million dollars, or if you should have used a life line.

/Red


You're Bruce!

Post 6

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

Well, it's all over. Turns out you should have phoned a friend. Garius Lupus would have been helpful. I'm not Bruce, and I'm not Red Petunia (though thanks to you I've met her and we're having a slightly off-beat conversation now). I was Irving, but now I'm just me. An alter ego brought into his own by the laws of continuity.


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