h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Brother, I don't know what you're on, but I'll take two.

Please don't use my name & 'evil' in the same post.
I scare enopugh Hikers off all on my own, thanks.

Three for me

Pan, you may scare off some hikers but otoh I'm sure that many are attracted by you, too

And if not exactly by you then by the stories some nice female fellow hikers told about you

*buttons up the uniform*

Of course some are attarcted by me. I AM a Tart.

I'm NEVER ginna' live down that ...you know...on Pierce's ship. I still get E-mails with quips regarding...you know...that...
on Pierce's ship.Nope. Never gonna' live that one down.

I didn't tell you this...didn't tell anyone...I have a 'feeling' this may get around...
This guy, he was really, really liking me. So this girl, the one who had first brought this guy over...and the guy was a big pain wher I sit down...wll, he wouldn't leave me alone, see? So, I told Janet that it was up to HER to make this guy, Perry, leave me alone.
So, the next time Perry & Janet were bother over and I was trying to ...hell, I was way past being nice to the guy...but I was telling him I wouldn't EVER, NEVER, EVER, EVER go out with him...and he AGAIN said, "Just once?"

That's when it happened.
My best friend. In, like the world. Janet. Jumped into my lap and.......horrors of all horrors!! she kissed me! Right on the mouth she did!She quickly explained to Perry that WE were in love and hoped that he'd keep that to himself!!!
I remember standing up after Perry left...dropping Janet to the floor...but everything was all kinda green feeling after that...

That thing on the ship's gonna' haunt me. Yep.

Obviously it worked and he left you

The funniest thing about attraction that happened to me frequently:
When I was at the University of Applied Sciences (only 15% of the students were female) I would have been more successful in finding a girl-friend than my male fellow students
They LOVED me

I can only think that you weren't wearing that uniform at the time... There's not a boy in the world who wouldn't fall for an usherette in full plumage, especially if selling ice-cream.

...*tries to get the picture of Floh selling ice cream outta' er head...*

Geez. Women never seem to like me. Much. Cept that one time when I went out with a couple gay guys who were in my theatre troop. ALLLL the girls liked me there! I had free drinks, party invites...some of them even brushed my hair and I was given one phone number after another. Wonder where that place is. The girls were so bery kind.

Amazing