h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

First, fix the grammar, I wouldn't be caught dead in public with you speaking that badly. Or, typing.
Second of all, I wouldn't go anywhere with you anyway, so....
Nah, I'm just kidding

Oh, I get it. since I'm from some weird place you wouldn't go anywhere with me! What do you mean fix my grammar, I thought i was doing better then usual.

Oh, well, if that's the case, keep it up I'm a stickler for spelling and typing, ask Rachel.
Oh, and you're not from some odd place.

You don't think that New Mexico is an odd place? I guess you have never been there. I now live in CT and people don't smile around here like they did in NM so i counsider this to be an odd place. I still want to know why you won't go with me someplace? Also what part of Cannada do you come from?

First off, New Mexico is only odd because of the Area 51 business (but conspiracies are everywhere, so that's commonplace) and Albuquerque, which is a wicked song by Weird Al. Did you live in Albuquerque? That's be froody.
I'm from New Brunswick, or Fredericton, if you wanna get technical, which is also the city with the second highest gays/lesbians per capita (second only to Munich, Germany). Yes, that is true, but I'm not bragging. Oh, and don't think that includes me, eh?
I won't go anywhere with you because I think you'd have a problem with a goldfish being with you, and you wouldn't recognize eating Corn Pops as a sign.
Oh, and I'm not sure you like good music I've had to be careful since meeting Rachel

I think gold fish are kool. I had goldfish when I lived in NM. As for the music I'm almost sure that what I like is pretty bad(unless you like
American country music). As for corn pops being a sing of something I don't know but I like them anyway. Have you been to the U.S?

I had a goldfish, but my cat ate it. ANd the next one. And the next. We gave up after that. No point in making 'em suffer, eh?
As for music, oh yeah, that's bad. AT least it isn't rap. AT least it *is* music, if you catch my drift.
Yeah, I've been to Maine, Boston, and Florida.

Hmmm The goldfish we had was eaten by the anglefish we had. three times over. Then we got a dog, then we got another dog. Then we moved to CT and last winter the first dog died. It was sad. other then that we had 10 chikens 2 geese and two ducks. I hate rap with a passion!

*gives you a hug remiscnet of the rap hugs to make fun of them*
Poor dog, Must be the climate change. I have a puppy named Arthur.

No it wasn't the climate causae it was actually colder in Los Alamos NM.
She had a tumer in her hip which permited her from walking.I thought it was "Huggles" not just hug. Or so Rachel informed me.

Yes, it *is* huggles, but the rap people do not huggle, it'd ruin it.

That's true more like, ummm well I'm not going to mention that. Any way rap I'm sure was inventied by some crazed man in the 80's

Actually, the frst rap single (or one of) was done by Blondie *says the fountain of trivial knowledge*

I bet she was also a crazed lunatic. maybe not from the 80's though.

Blondie- 70s and 80s new wave band. Debbie Harry (lead singer) was a terrible rapper, but anyway...

I have been gone forever! I'm back as you can tell. What music DO you like?

Please awnser me