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Greetings Sir Douglas!
Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) Started conversation Sep 12, 2000
Hello Sir Douglas. Your page is nice. 
I hope you are over whatever you were upset about when you were at Foxy Manor. I can't resist a good knight, so I had to drop by. You seem to be a good knight. Your kind is so rare these days as to be almost non-existent. Of course, it is okay if you are not completely good, in fact it is good to be a little bad sometimes. 
Greetings Sir Douglas!
Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) Posted Sep 14, 2000
- The elegant knight steps forth, his blond floppy hair tumbling down over his eyes... -
Well !!!
Hello My Dear...
You appear to have caught me still bearing my ball finery...
Please give me a moment to show you the real man behind my deception...
- He briskly takes off the armour and finally he removes the helmet to reveal... -
Hello ! You might have heard of me !!!
I'm MAD GERALD !!! 
HeHeHe...
Ladies Man & Man For Hire !!!
* He stands in expectation sweating profusely, his last remaining hairs tumble down his head, his dandruff not giving him the air of cheerful stuffness that say an English teacher might have... *
* That would be alarming enough, but his eyes jutting out at right angles guarrantees he causes others to look away when he is staring at womens breast... like now... *
Cor Blimey !!! Their a right pair of crackers !!!
I might even waive the free if you wish to step out with me !!!
* snort... *
Greetings Sir Douglas!
Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) Posted Sep 14, 2000
Waive the fee? What services do you specifically offer, if I may ask?
You seem vaguely familiar somehow, but I'll set that aside for now.
Nice armour, though it needs some shining up, by the looks of it.
Greetings Sir Douglas!
Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Sep 16, 2000
*wonders whether to trust the new age guy guise...*
*decides against it...*
*makes to leave*
Greetings Sir Douglas!
Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) Posted Sep 26, 2000
* Gerald grabs DDGB and whips out his false teeth and puckers up and gives her one of his 'specialities' which is saucier than a direct hit on a Heinz factory... *
I call that one the propellor...
You will notice how the twirling motion of my tongue so far down your throat is strangely erotic...
* He turns to Petunia and winks saying... *
I know some things even Mata Hari even baulked at !!! 
How about trying the 'squid' for an introductory fee...
Greetings Sir Douglas!
Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) Posted Sep 26, 2000
*puts hands over her mouth and runs!*
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Greetings Sir Douglas!
- 1: Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) (Sep 12, 2000)
- 2: Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) (Sep 14, 2000)
- 3: Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) (Sep 14, 2000)
- 4: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Sep 16, 2000)
- 5: Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) (Sep 26, 2000)
- 6: Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) (Sep 26, 2000)
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