h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Like what you've done with your page.

Privacy suggestions:
Don't... Give out your phone #, address, soc.sec. #, or credit card # for any reason.(except the credit #, then only if you are buying something from someone reputible, like E-Bay or Amazon) If you really want someone to know one of these things, set up a temp E-Mail account somewhere like hotmail.com,(they are free) and post that address in public. Then communicate with whomever in privacy.

If... Someone seems to be threatening you or asking too many questions, be suspisous. Be prepared to change your user name, or abandom your home page for one your stalker does not know about.
But... Only scam artists and such will be after your soc.sec.# or finiancial info. If some website wants your soc.sec.#, don't give it to them. With a soc.sec.# someone can pretend to be you, and get credit cards in your name, among other things.

Remember...You have no refrences for who you meet online. There is no way for you to know that they are telling you the truth, or what they are really like. For example, you could be some hotshot hacker who has been surfing the net since birth. I would never know. (not that I actually think you are)

However... I have never run into a cyber stalker, and most people online are just like you. So don't let my list of scary warnings worry you unduly. Just remember to be carefull.
Bye now

Another big score for Buff! Very useful info. When you say it like that it just seems like common sense. What subtle clue did I let slip that allowed you to penetrate my Hotshot Hacker disguise. Well now that you've seen a bit of the real me I feel I can open up to you.
I...am Nicole Kidman. Here's my autograph.

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...Hey...Buff, What would YOU use to get ballpoint off your monitor?

Well, you could try windex, but that might not be very exciting. Why not try something like putting butter on top of it, and then trying to get a cat to lick it off? Or maybe toothpaste?

Ok, the cat ignored the butter but _really_ dug the tuna water.
Problem solved.
{I wonder whose cat that was.}

Te He...
Couldn't have been mine, I always use a frog on my monitor.
Is this conversation getting excessivly silly, or is it just me?
Oh well, time to rinse the frog...
Bye now

Ah yes, one of my favorite waltzes
"Frog Rinsing Time"
(to the tune of "Peel Me a Grape Bertram")

It's frog rinsin' time agin
oh It's frog rinsin' time agin
yer pet needs a mist
I think you git the gist
It's frog rinsin' time agin
Oh!
you can tell him those pretty white lies
as yer feedin' him mutated flies
about his feature that's grand
in the water, on the land,
those sinewy polychrome thighs
Oh!
But this waltz is much more than a tune
as sure as the moon is the moon
it's advice, better heed it
water Edgar he needs it
Or you'll own an amphibious prune!
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
It's frog rinsin' time agin
oh It's frog rinsin' time agin
you git the gist
if you don’t he’ll be missed
It's...frog...rin...sin'...tie...hime...a...giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.

Highly amusing. (i don't know any emoticons fo laughing till my eyes watered)
And I see that you've actually read my page. I'm impressed. And out of jokes. ( boo hoo..)
OK I'm not actually that upset And I do have on really bad joke.

Why is gambling illegal in africa?
...Because of cheetas!
(groan...)
Bye now

Oy. That's a big sock in the comedy gut. Takes the wind right outa ya.
Yes, I have read your page and also learned somewhat of keeping my food from being eaten. I liked it even though it apparently didn't meet with your editing approval. It was informative but you seemed to be smiling while you did it. {ie: }

Did you read the associated forums? And which link did you follow? There are two versions of it out there. The original is the link in the middle of my page, and the editors version is down at the bottom with the rest. They're quite different. If you encountered the line "This means Waughh" you read the first one.
Sorry about the evil joke. Someone infected my brain with it, and I was compelled to spread it.

I was just reminiscing about "frog rinsin'", and realized I haven't read your original "How To Stop Your Food..." article. I hope I remember to.
...There, I've left myself a note. And now to bed!!!!