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Christmas 2004

Post 1

Titania (gone for lunch)

*floating in, muttering under her breath something about 'duties' and 'people expecting' and 'festive spirit'*

*locks the door behind her after entering*

*starts preparing the yearly bath for Santa's little helpers*


Christmas 2004

Post 2

Titania (gone for lunch)

*those of the more experienced among Santa's little helpers start to squirm, knowing fully well what is expecting them*

Oh, stop sulking, will you! Look, I even got you these Christmas-scented bathbombs - you'll smell lovely afterwards!


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