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Santa Claus is coming to my house!
Baconlefeets Started conversation Nov 16, 2003
I have a mince pie for you if you bring me lots of nice pressies!!!!
i also have some warm milk for you and your reindeer...or perhaps some 
Santa Claus is coming to my house!
Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 1, 2003
Hello Santa
I have some homemade mince pies and a few glasses of sherry when you come to my house.
Please can I have a TARDIS.
kat
Santa Claus is coming to my house!
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Dec 1, 2003
*comes floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*
My oh my - visitors already! And with this place all in a mess - tsk, tsk...
*drifts off only to return with a cleaning bot*
OK everyone - find a safe place before I turn this one!
And as for you... *turns to Santa's little helpers* - it's time for your annual bath - no, no, no use arguing with me!
Hey you! *catches hold of a little 
trying to sneak away, shoves all the helpers in front of her into the bathroom and closes door firmly behind her*
Santa Claus is coming to my house!
Santa Posted Dec 8, 2003
No use, Titania, the help just doesn't like bathes. I suspect you still haven't gotten them in the tub!
Hello all. I will, of course, make every effort to bring you all lots of 
s and 
under the 
!
Merry Christmas all! 
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