h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*flings body into Santa's lap and applies lips to his ear*

Santa hon, I'd like to have an article at least reviewed, if
not accepted.

And I wish for Fenchurch to have a server of her own for her
fishes, and for the Rambling Misfits to win the virtual
pennant, and for HRASC to achieve world domination, and for
Irving Washington's coffee house to be so successful that he
franchises branches across the Internet, and for Churches of
the True Brownie and True Weevil to flourish, and for ffMike
to become proud owner of an excellent mule, and for Luna to
become a famous writer, and for Courtesy38 to civilize us all.

And I wish for Beeblefish and Zed and Looneytunes and billypilgrim
and all those weird Australians currently having a virtual barbie
and all the people I have had such neat conversations with on
one forum or another ... for all of them to have a prosperous
2000 with all the computer equipment they could desire.

Thank you.
Asteroid Lil U81931

Wow, Lil! I couldn't have put it better myself!

Ditto for me, Santa! And I also hope that Shazz & TM get to spend more time together IRL this year.

That's all... Except for the pony you owe me from second grade.

And Santa, I forget to mention about Gw7en's pony, and an
au pair for Bluebottle, and a PhD certificate for Helena
so that people remember she's not just a pretty face, and
a sword for Niten and an anaesthetic dart gun for Donne.
And a new rubber truncheon made of nerf for Astrodome Goth.

And it's ok about the guitar I didn't get when I was 16
because I don't play any more anyhow.

Love,
Lil

Thanx Gwen We are working on it
shazzPRME