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Mouthnoise Started conversation May 7, 2000
Bam! To the point. Right for the punchline. That's what I respect. On my home page all I do is whine about how uninteresting it is. Not you.
I had to let you know I came by and Yes, that I laughed. I was welcomed by several people on my first day online at the Guide. They all said if I ever needed help all I'ld have to do is ask, and it's true. Now I'm stopping by your page to welcome you. Unfortunately I'm just not one of those helpful people. Not yet anyway.
I cannot help you
Dotcomatose Posted May 7, 2000
Fair enough. If I need help, I won't ask you. I'll get myself one of those Self Help books.
They're great - you can find them in the bookshop on a shelf marked "Help Yourself", so I took five without paying.
Pardon, officer... accompany you to where? But it said... huh... ?
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