h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sitting at home, a bit bored, prowling around h2g2. I just thought I'd drop by and tell you how terribly sexy you are...

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In public? Isn't it enough that you tell me in private?

Gawd, I never thought the brave new world would be so bizarre.

Interesting that it is though, isn't it? Because if it wasn't, we wouldn't know each other now, would we?.. Sexy...

I'm sure the public are keeping *very* quiet but watching with perverted interest. I speak for my people and not for myself

Hi Will - glad your people are interested. Er.

Actually, it's hard to think of a new topic for an entry without it getting a bit too personal. Condoms is fun... trying to think of something else to research that's as much fun and with as much potential for creative writing.

Must think harder...

*Hides under the sheets*