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Well I've appointed a Deputy Second Vice Minister for Sitting on My Backside and Doing Sod-All - Big Evil Dan

Ahh BED he'll be god for the job!

What's the thingie to get to the formum??

Which forum?

Wow, a passcode. Now we have to see if it takes as long to accidentally reveal it as it did to get it in the first place.

So you got a cabinet post, then? The victor doing a bit of a Ken Livingstone, I take it.

You What???

I mean alowing those who were standing against him to join in the running of the place, like Ken did when he got to be London Mayor.

Oh yes, and I've gone and landed the plum assignment!!!

OK are you both mad or am I just stupid?

Are you sure that's an "or" question?

I dont know but I am sure I am going mad!!

Hey, have you forgotten about that Blackadder question? I ask because I'm desperate to show off. Perhaps a better clue would have been mango.

Can you repeat the question!!

It wasn't my question, it was Baldrick's:

Ok then, at what battle did Blackadder save Haig's life, what did he win and why?

Actually, I've just realised I don't know the full answer.

Well that's series 4 and I haven't seen all of that so I'm at a slight disadvantage!! But did you see the new Black Adder on Sunday night! So I have a Question!!

What were the Three items that blackadder was to bring back from the past using the timemachine?
and
What were the actual object that be returned with?

I don't have Sky, so I didn't see it.

Nevertheless, I shall guess:
The Holy Grail, Julius Caesar's laurel wreath and Lord Lucan's passport.

A turnip

Am I close?

No where near!!

Now there's a surprise.

Does anyone know if I am likely to see it on terrestrial? Or possibly video.

It will probably be on terrestrial the end of this year begining of next year but that's only what I've heard....vidio it should come out at some point in time.....I recorded it as I would have mised the first half if I hadn't!!