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Hail, mighty Ishhara!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Jul 19, 2000
*bows low*
Greetings, oh mighty goddess - I am Dr E Vibenstein, Assistanct Community Editor, self appointed guru and all round nice person.
Are you here to share your wisdom with us mortals, or simply to do battle? 
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Ishhara Posted Jul 20, 2000
I am here to do both - I am here to share my knowledge of the ancient pantheons!
Hail, mighty Ishhara!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 20, 2000
Splendid - in that case, may I respectfully encourage you to visit http://www.h2g2.com/A53209 for an idea of what we're looking for? I can personally guarantee that if you submit an article, it will be considered for entry in the guide, and not just crumpled up and thrown in the bin.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 20, 2000
I was just wandering idly through h2g2 and happened to notice that you hadn't had an official welcome, a most regrettable occurrence... or non-occurrence I suppose.
Hail, mighty Ishhara!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 20, 2000
Not as such. I think perhaps you mistake me for my acquaintance, Lord Zimbabwe.
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jul 20, 2000
That isn't me, by the way.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 20, 2000
No, although you do have quite a similar name.
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jul 20, 2000
Yes, well I thought it was best to avoid confusion early on.
Nice in here, isn't it?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 20, 2000
Not too shabby.
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jul 20, 2000
So, erm....
*takes EV to one side in a conspicuously conspiratorial manner*
*whispers*
So, Goddess of procreation, reaffirming and stuff, could we be in here old boy?
*much winking and some generous nudging....*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 21, 2000
Oh, sex, sex, sex, is that all you ever think about?
Yeah, me too.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 21, 2000
*continues to whisper*
Hmmmm, I dunno Zeb, she looks quite inapproachable to me.
Hail, mighty Ishhara!
Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jul 21, 2000
*leans towards EV*
Looks rather familiar, actually. I've seen that look before....
Hail, mighty Ishhara!
Ishhara Posted Jul 21, 2000
I am surprised that it took you so long considering I revealed my identity in several forums 
But keep it quiet boys! Keep it quiet!
Hail, mighty Ishhara!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 21, 2000
*looks innocent* Keep what quiet?
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jul 21, 2000
I dunno - but hopefully it means we're in for an interesting morning.
*steps forward*
Ahem. Erm, tell me, O Goddess, where are your slave girls bearing the flagons of warm oil?
Hail, mighty Ishhara!
Ishhara Posted Jul 21, 2000
If you think I am letting them any where near a man with your reputation, then you have another thing coming. It is a good thing that most of my retinue are male!
I have heard about your tactics for relieving young ladies of their innocence!!!
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- 3: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 20, 2000)
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- 5: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 20, 2000)
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- 7: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 20, 2000)
- 8: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jul 20, 2000)
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- 10: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jul 20, 2000)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 20, 2000)
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- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 21, 2000)
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- 15: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 21, 2000)
- 16: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jul 21, 2000)
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