h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks for the welcome Princess. The fish was delicious. Whoops! Was I meant to put it in my ear?

I can't think of any religion that holds the hedgehog sacred. There might even not be one but I'm sure you can fix that .

~grin~... knowing h2g2 as me does... no doubt a Church of the Sacred Hedgehog will be set up shortly...

Apparently there is somwhere that holds the hedgehog sacred. At least according to a quiz my mother is doing! However the idea of starting a new religion sounds a good idea....we could have the hedgehog song as an anthem!

~big grin~... As in my good friend Nanny Ogg's song... A Hedgehog can never be b***ered at all?????

Of course! is there another one. (Even bigger grin) with a name like Greebo you are sure to know the words. Caught any vampires lately?

~grin~... me does know the words... but me is not at all sure that h2g2 is ready for them... unfortunatly...

No me hasn't caught any vampire's lately... they tend to give me a slight touch of indigestion... ~grin~

In that case maybe we had better not start singing about the Wizard's staff! "Wink"

No indeed not me thinks.. ~grin~... especially how my good chum Nanny sings it...

The Australian platapus is related to the hedgehog and is sacred to the Aboriginal people.

Hope that helps

Thank you Loonytunes.

The Cult of Tiddimus and Tharl (search for its article in the guide yourselves, you lazy so-and-sos) holds virtually everything sacred, as if we are not allowed to touch it then we can never ever be expected to do something productive involving it. And before you ask, my keyboard works by determining which keys my fingers are over. In order not to look suspicious I have made a program that does a clicky noise everytime I nearly press a key, and have changed the warning messages to "wave vaguely in any direction to continue".

Where is the any key?

Of course, the hedgehog is evolutionarily adept because it is the only animal to have evolved out of scratching its attachments.

"A wizards' staff has a knob on the end...."

I'm mad as a hatter, me. A very sane hatter, but a hatter nonetheless.

Me wants a doughnut... ~Greebo cries plaintively~

Sorry Greebo-didn't see you there. No doughnuts but here is a nice chocolate eclair - will that do?

Is it fresh cream???

Of course! And full-fat-none of that skimmed,low-fat rubbish.
Nanny Ogg wouldn't have it in the house.

Then it would be my pleasure... ~grin~

*Passes over eclair* Would you like something to go with that?
I have a very nice vintage Vin de Soused Herring or a cheeky little Chateau Du Halibut or, how about a Meow et Chandon?

~really big grin~... At times like this.. me thinks you can never beat the juice of a cow...