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a cure for what ails ya
Posted May 27, 2000
i work in a health food store, which shall remain nameless to protect a guilty corporation. ergo, people come in and expect advice for things like, oh, say, their hair falling out in huge chunks for months on end or odd swellings or severe kidney pain. the first question i always ask is, "have you seen a medical professional about this?" to which the reply is invariably, "well, no. don't you know?" here, for the last time, i say: "always consult your physician. always get a second opinion from another physician if you are not confident in your doctor. if you are not confident in your doctor, get a new one. many symptoms can be indications of serious health problems. now go talk to a DOCTOR." on a similar note, if you or anyone you know has arthritis, look up something called cetyl myristoleate. lastly, just because the FDA doesn't endorse something doesn't necessarily mean it works, just as the assumption that because the FDA does endorse something means it is safe. remember
phenphen? live in fear.
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Their Parents Were Brother and Sister
Posted Apr 8, 2000
April 8, 2000
I live in Oklahoma City, and we occasionally get interesting concerts. Usually we have to drive to Dallas, but sometimes we get decent shows here. Last night, Moby and Bush played a show in Norman, a college hamlet about 25 minutes away. I must say it was one of the most mortifying things I have ever been involved in. The crowd was PITIFUL. I had the pleasure of standing behind four guys who could have only begun walking upright that morning who spent the entirety of Moby's set screaming the most insulting things they could think of,which amounted to screaming things like "Fag!" over and over. Then they do the same thing for Bush. Why go to a show if you are just going to complain about the bands? It boggles the mind. At any rate, these guys appeared to have been the products of incestuous unions. I am wondering if this phenomena is only occurring in Oklahoma, or if it happens elsewhere.
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