h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi dude. hows you? I've just found out something really terrible. Turns out the love of my life is a lying cheating c**t. Hope you had a better weekend.

What you been up to? Anything wildly exciting? I've been reading Dirk Gently. It's really good. Not as good as Hitchhikers, but still good.

Fixed your computer yet? Mines giving me s**t.

No i havn't it still F**K at the mo so iam on my bro's as the checkey git has gone to see Green Day which has pissed me off abit. Ok apart from it been so Humided that i havnt been ablle to sleep v. well at all so it not been 2gr8 but if i found that out about my girlfriend i would be havin a s**t weekend, At the mo when i go back to it iam watching a annima movie of my bro's.

Lucky him, seeing Greenday. He's not actually my boyfriend, we broke up a while ago but we stayed very close. He lied to me so much and then I found out on the internet! He's been told off now and forgiven but its hard to feel the same again you know?

Ye i think i can undertand, dont think thats how would be if this wasnt the first time, but the just tme.

I don't really understand what that says sorry