h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Your title is so intriguing that I must reply. Although I have long believed that this is true, it is simply wonderful to hear it affirmed that everybody loves a banana. This must mean that every banana meets the moral challenge which you call attention to head on. That is significant. It would be fun to examine more closely a banana from its moral perspective.

A banana from a moral perspective. Well firstly i think we should define the morals that every good banana should hold:
1. To taste really good
2. To try not to go brown too quickly!!
3. To not be envious of the lesser common candy chocie banana
4. To be an object of cartoon humour throughout all cultures.....

These are the banana's fundamentals
however i'm sure there are more!........

In the ranking by numbers, I don't know where this would fit, but it must be included:

Living by the dictum, "Size isn't everything, now, is it?", neither envy the larger nor gloat over the smaller.

yes banana do believe in an equal society. Treating everyone no matter what their size is or their coloring or if infact they are real bananas, equally .

You seem to understand the essence of banana-ness, which would include satisfying banana needs, wants, desires, to produce pleasure that might lead to happiness?

hmmmnnn. Yes a banana is a true party animal fruit and so long as people are happy i believe that bananas are happy