h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greetings Elf God and welcome to h2g2. I'm one of the ACE's or assistant community editors and we have a wee homepage over at http://www.h2g2.com/A214796 should you be wanting some help or handy links though by the looks of it you have some sterling support with the Cheese.
A leprechaun deity....now do they do pots of gold or expect them in tribute I wonder and what tricks might such a being bring to h2g2?
Whatever may you enjoy your time and here's some fishes

Thanks for the fish; I like them a lot. Here are a few for you in gratitude:

And, yes, I have plenty of support from The Cheese (he's right here now, guiding me through the odd intricacies of this magical land).

"Burn my feet"? Are you related to Sarah, Duchess of York, of "Suck My Toes" fame?

Oh, and G'day from sunny New Zealand

Loony!!!!!!!!! Where have you been? I haven't seen you in AGES! Have you visited my party!!!!!!!! forum! It's in the pick of Peta's pics and the #1 busiest forum (it is as I'm writing now and has been in the past many times). I'm gonna be an ACE soon!
Visit my homepage for some ideads on yours, or http://www.nebsnow.com/katsy or visit the partay at http://www.h2g2.com/A252000
And no, I'm not gonna burn your feet!

Please burn his feet, SOMEONE. He needn't be deprived.

There are many varied and incomprehensible customs in ye old country ...but could someone enlighten me as to why the Elf God needs his metatarsals [ toes ] BBQed ?:-0

Well Keeza,
I don't really know why either, but that's the way our custom goes...

I'll get Bluebottle over as soon as he comes on line, he's good at burnbing feet.

HEHEHE...

Did someone want some feet burnt? I have great experience in that area....
BURN FEET!! BURN FEET!! FLAMES! CHARCOAL! CRISP, SPARKLING FLESH!
BURN FEET!!!!

<BB<

*Cheese looks at the chaos and takes a deep breath*

*Screams (you guys may want to cover your ears*

AIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*Clams down for a moment; says:*

"I just e-mailed Bluebottle to come make my friend feel welcome! Well, he's already here! That's half an e-mail WASTED! And now he's not just BURNING his feet, he's SCORCHING them with CHOARCOAL!"

*Screams again*

"Look, I dropped my doughnut! You guys made me drop my doughnut!!!!!!!"

*Leaves before he screams again*

OK who's going to try and explain to Rossi that we really are quite sane adults.

Sane adults? Where?????
And I'm sorry about burning the feet, but I was asked to....

Someone else was asking for it.