h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll have plenty of excuses ready then

I won't use that threat again

you walked straight into it

I don't know...you don't seem frightened of anything...and I'm a scary guy...when I have to wear my suit to work, people ask if I moonlight as a bouncer

scary guy ..........whatever, as scary as.......well just not at all.

now you've hurt my feelings

You have feelings? Other than in your d**k? You suprise me!!!

Just kidding

Ha ha ha...very bloody funny...


Why do women menstrate?

Because they deserve it.





Or is so once a month they are reminded how men feel all the time?

you wanna start this??

I'm up for a rumble

Hey, I know I would lose...just wanted to get a shot in before you pulled out the big guns...and such cute big guns they are too

Flattery will get you everywhere .....45 minutes to go

Whew...only just got out of that

How long have you got left?

30 mins!!!!!!there's a bottle of Southern Comfort in my fridge at home calling to me "Greg, you must share me and some Coke with Annie"

What about little ole me? Not sharing with me huh? I'll remember that you horrible git ............

25 minutes and counting......

Step up to the bar, honey and drink your fill...==


as we say here "On the table, Mabel, the money's for the beer!"

Yeah but your a weird lot over there!!!!

I'll say so long for now and catch up with you Tuesday your time.

Have a grand weekend and i'll speak to you soon.

Take care numb skull

..............

Bye cutie...have fun and see you later