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yep....you got me.....you may have to pay for it at some stage!!!....lol

...oh yes....and what sort of payment have you got in mind???.....should i be worried by this!!

No i don't think so.....it might broaden that grin a bit!!!!!!

Oh really ...hmmmmm we'll have to see about that!!!!

Next time i manage to catch you in here, i can see i'm gonna have to lock the door...and tie you to the chair!! .....that way you'll have nooooooo choice but to stay and chat

We???.....I figured you might be be kinky (bondage and all that)but i didn't reckon on you being schitzo.....lol

Seriously though, i apologise for not being around so much lately for chats, i really have been quite busy what with one thing and another.

had a good week this week....videos looking i might get an offer next week, got offered two jobs, ....a good week.

Hey!! i'm not schitzo...and neither am i

Video?? maybe i wont go there.......then again!! what video?

Oh dont worry, i know you've been very busy of late. So 2 jobs offer eh!! either of them to your liking?
gotta be late for work otherwise
catch ya later sweetie well maybe

hmm...shame!!!....a kinky schitzo could of been fun....lol

I have been trying to sell a video that a friend of mine produced in SA...it is a drama/docomuntary. It has been very interesting actually, and hopefully i will be getting an offer for it next week.

The thought of the jobs in question give me the horrors to be honest!!!...lol....so much so that i am thinking of just working in my friends pub for a couple of months....pathetic money of course but it could be a laugh....there is quite a bit of entertainment upstairs so once i have got to grips with it i would probably run that bar.

Catch me???....wicked evil grin???.....miss whiplash????....hmm...what am i letting myself in for????

Oh dear, the jobs offers were that BAD eh!!
Sooooooo it was a proper video, not a dodgy one, glad to hear it!!

Errr what exactly goes on "upstairs" in this pub then?.......anything interesting?

"dons miss whiplash outfit and trainers, for ing in!!"............ hmmmmm i'm not as fit as i used to be!!

The job offers were ok ....i just don't fancy doing those particular jobs really....kinda forcing myself to do something!!....i figure that if i do something then something else will be sure to follow, but these ones were giving me the horrors...lol.....however it looks like something a bit more interesting has come along.

It was/is a documentary drama that presents a hypothesis on the sinking of the titanic. We are looking very good i have to say, and if the contracts that i am expecting through the fax today are as per the discussions i should be getting some nice little payments each quarter over the next couple of years.

As for the pub, i may still do a couple of evenings a week, it could be fun..In the function room upstairs they have various events and functions....comedy club....jazz jamming nights etc etc....i reckon it would be a bit of a laugh, some good entertainment and i might meet some nice people.

Will you wear the miss whiplash outfit when i come over?...i'll help you get fit!!!!

sounds an interesting video hope it goes well for you
Ooooh that sort of "upstairs" ligit like!! ....Yes you might meet some nice people, and from all walks of life no doubt.

...ahem!! how can i put this....not meaning to disappoint or anything the "miss whiplash" outfit is only imaginary ...as ofr getting fit....weeeeell i'm as fit as i want to be lol....I mean i dont run for busses cos theres always another on its way...i take a sloooow walk to work....but i go like the clappers comming home through the unlit lane!! ..thats enough for me

Contracts are being drawn up for the vid...its looking very good.

Of course its legit!!!!!.....would i be invoved otherwise????....lol

Imaginary huh??....you know what you are getting for christmas then dontcha???....lol

Hey ...you watch out for that dark lane.....don't like the sound of that at all.....how are the driving lessons going?

Hiya
I'm pleased for you about the video, sounds like the ball is rolling along nicely

Errr driving lessons...hmmmmm it wont be untill next year, i havent applied for ar a licence yet. Looks like i'll have to put up with the dark lane for another winter I must admit i do get spooked sometimes not to be recommended!!

Have you started work yet? Is it far from where you live?....nosey aint i!!


i hope i'm not going to receive a dodgy package wrapped in "brown" paper lol.....what would the neighbours think!!

I have started work. Some friends of my sisters who i met when i first arrived here have asked me to join them in launching a new magazine so i am going for it. I am going to have to sell the advertising to earn my keep but i will playing a role in many areas....quite exciting actually and i am feeling very enthusiastic about it. Had my first meetings on monday to start getting to grips with everything and get up to speed.

It is nice because i can walk there. That may change in January but i will be in a better position to decide how to deal with that when the time comes.

Now how would you know about dodgy packages arriving wrapped in brown paper???

Blimey!! well thats a turn up for the books!!...little more up your alley than working in a ber eh!! ....and within walking distance too, cant be bad

Weeeeelll as i get loads of junk mail already, i'd probably overlook and "dodgy" looking packages

I've just come back fck from town, and i got absolutly drenched...and to make me feel really bright and cheerfull, i've just noticed that i've lost one of my chains...dont know where though ...might be in the house somewhere

Christmas has come early at work ..I'm selling tickets to see which one of us gets to "kill" the wobbly singing snowmen Course it'll be fixed in my favour ...i had enough of them singing every 10 seconds last year

Would that be one of the chains that you use whilst wearing the whiplash outfit?

singing snowmen?....thats a new one for me...i guess that this whole christmas thingy is going to be a bit of a novel experience for me....not sure whether i am into it or not, i suppose i won't really know until afterwards!!!

By the way, i hope you still have my coupla little packages safe and sound for me??...

...err...no not THOSE chains lol...shhhhh i dont want everyone to know what i keep in my drawers!!

Believe me you dont want the all singing all dancing snowmen driving you insane, not to mention the singing santa...oh and i nearly forgot endless > xmas cd's playing over and over again ....erm am i stating to sound like Scrooge?

Yep the packages are safe and put away

(incredulous)....you keep chains in your knickers??!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like an awful lot of bleeping going on....i can see this turning into a very puffyboozy xmas!!!!!!1

but of course i keep chains there, where else would i keep them!!! ...all i have to do now is find the key!!

....weeeeelll it looks like its going to be a very quiet xmas this year...not what i've been used to...so it'll be an experience to say the least!!

Got my bolt cutters ready....lol

so are you on your own this christmas?