h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know your a man of few words, so I won't wantonly bandy about MY loquacious nature...

You seemingly applied to join the H2G2 Guardian Angels. We have come up with a few patronages that might suit your own strong points. Please tick box 1, 2 or 3 if you wish to join our ranks...

1. Patron Saint of Lurkers
2. Patron Saint of the Silent Majority
3. Patron Saint of the Utterly Baffled

You may find hiring a Narrator a highly beneficial move...

* Gee, what awesome respect I get shown, after thousands of years service, I finally receive my first compliment, honestly, the times I've thought about selling my story... *

...or then again NOT !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

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So that's box 2 then...

* Passes Bob a wonderful communication device... a piece of chalk & a small blackboard *

...and make sure to wear your best suit to the ceremony...

- Been One-Up'ed in the 'Moving In Mysterious Ways' game

Greetings Bob...

I know you were after someone to be the Guardian of, so I put your name forward for Galaxy Babe !!!

She said she wanted the 'strong silent type'...!!!

You can find her at...

http://www.h2g2.com/U128652

Thanks...

- THE Chairman of the Board.