h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just an invention coming to reality.
No education, only shovel...

Oops! Didn't notice this one. Well, how could I? I have only one eye left and one fake. =( Oops... Wrong reality... =)
I have a shovel. And I've seen many. My shovel is red. It's hanging on my wall.
Listen to the music! (tip: TESB)

*forest calls*

Oh, beware that forest, that creepy, old forest. Awful and mysterious things happens there. Be sure to have your shovel with you.

No... I'm the Lord of forest... But there is usually some skiing equipment to be found...

Call me a stupid worm, but "skiing equipment"?

Btw, who knows if I'm a worm? And a stupid one?

It was the funny winter trip to forest when Juhis and I found big pile of skiing equipment from the forest. Someone tried to burn them... But it was a great discovery.

Yes, even greater than the Discovery of America. You do know that it wasn't discovered by Columbus...?

Yes, there were first indians, it is stupid to say that "we" found it! Then were vikings before the bloody Colombus who eventually killed many of local folk! Bastard! We will teach him a lesson! Since this subject is great to deal with but how does it embrace with skiing equipment... Although Columbus did waterskiing... But history is history, and look at what has it tell to us! Bloody strange civization... Money song is right! Money makes the world go round.....

It doesn't have anything to do with skiing equipment. But you said that finding them was a great discovery. I know the GREATEST discovery! It was the discovery of finding the shovel and how to se it as a mighty weapon. Sweeet!

Agree!
Shovel is the greatest!
Oh no! Some crazy people are attending to come here...

What crazy people? We? Yes, we're crazy. Thank You!

Sunday is the Gameday!

Oh Sunday bloody Sunday?
Be there or be a half a bee, philosophicly and for its entity...

It is going to be very bloody Sunday! Sweeet! Let's kill even the cute rabbits jumping around in the peaceful forests. You don't know what a rabbit can do! Actually, you do, but anyway.

It is going to be very bloody Sunday! Sweeet! Let's kill even the cute rabbits jumping around in the peaceful forests. You don't know what a rabbit can do! Actually, you do, but anyway.

Beware the rabbits!

We must be scared of the Big Bad Rabbit...
But it can never get to Porky's house!
Where is Porky?
There he is!
Cute little chap!
Porky was one who survived the great changes of 30's 40's.

Interesting, really indeed. (indead, hih!)

Porky really is a wonderful pig! SweeeT!

Messengerin vinkkaava hymiö on söpömpi.

Porky on paras!
Noi vinkkaajat näittää siltä että ne ois saanu lapiosta!

Niin näyttää!!! Ja kunnolla!

Where is Porky?

There he is!!!