h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there... ~grin~... just seen your comments on ginger hair... me has orange fur... which is a little like ginger... but not at all really... ~bigger grin~... me is not scottish either come to think of it... and me has never sat down waiting for Nessie to swim by... though me did receive a post card from her last year... hmmm... odd that...

Anyway.... nice to meet you... hope we can talk sometime... me would like that... a lot...

do you really have ginger fur ? if you do i supose you can always put it down to gingeritise (a very rare disease
caused by eating to much haggis ! how did nessie manage to write you a card when she has been hiding under
loch ness trying to escape the media for the last 1,000,000 years ? see ya FROM MMMMMMEEEEEEE

~grin~... me must admit that the postcard was rather damp... but me just thought it was an inconciderate postie...

Yes me does have ginger fur... click on my name above... and go to my homepage on h2g2 and you will see a couple of pics of me... ~grin~...

Me a veggie cat... so can never be accused of eating to much haggis... though some researchers... who shall remain nameless... ~grin~... say me eats to many doughnuts... a sad untruth... if me might point out...

I did go to your home page and read some of your jokes. Very good!!!! Will now pop back and read some more.
You are very cute

Oh gosh... you are so kind... ~grin~... add a joke if you want... me likes jokes very much... almost as much as me likes doughnuts...

Me has just updated my homepage... added a counter... a proper one this time... and also another picture of me... ~grin~

A Scotsman was in London wearing his kilt when a curious lady asked him if there was anything worn under
the kilt.
'No, Madam; he replied with a flourish.
Everything is in perfect working order.

Here is a Scottish joke for your collection.
Am about to go back to your page as the last time I got cut off. Very painful!!!!!

~big grin~... me likes the joke... very muchly... and it's a shame about being cut off... ~grin~... in your prime to... ouch!!!!

luckily i havent been cut of since and when i went back 2 your page i managed 2 look at almost everything
which was very hard cause u have tons of cool stuff on your page ! i was thinking since u r a cat would
u like a fish ?

Thankyou... me likes you lots... ~huggle~... me is actaully a veggie cat... and am into doughnut in a big way... ~grin~

By the way you can get veggie haggis, but doughnuts sound better.

Another joke for you!!

A Scotsman met an American.
Where do you come from ? asked the Scotsman.
"From the greatest country in the world" replied the American.
"Well", said the Scotsman "you've got the queerest Scottish
accent I've ever heard".

~gaffuw~... me liked that one... ~grin~... hey... if you not got a lot to do... why not come to a party me got going at http://www.h2g2.com/A288632... me gets married in two weeks time... and its a little get together of all my h2g2 chums... please come...

How you enjoying your party?????

I am having brill fun at your party just poped home for a minute.

Me is glad you are having fun... ~grin~... me likes having fun...

A Scotsman was at the zoo when he fell into a huge tank containing half a dozen man eating sharks.
However, he lived to tell the tale because he was wearing a T- shirt which said: Scotland for the World Cup.
Not even the sharks would swallow that !!!

~Greebo shakes her head in dismay...~ That is a definate groaner...

i'm going away for a while so i wont be able to write to you i can't belive how many people were at your party !
why do u call yourself greebo

Me is called Greebo after a character in some books by one of my fav authors Terry Pratchett...

Bye
Hope you are around when I come home.
Will have to read Terry Prachett.

I've been back for ages but u haven't written 2 me r u ok or r u suffering from doughnut withdrawel symptoms ?