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Hoo,

Since many of us have to continually ask Della to apologise for untruths and downright lies so often on the threads I propose we start pooling them into a list so that we can send them to her once a week/month say so that she does not have to go hunting about on the numerous threads to find them.

Is it *worth* it?

Is ANYTHING?

To be honest the way I look at there are no so many people pointing out Della's behaviour that any newbie won't have to watch her for long before they see precisely what she's like. Why put in any effort when, again and again, she stitches herself up in front of more and more people?

Nah, just leave her. It's funnier that way, too.

H.

Oh, you guys really ought to go into comedy!

When will y'all realise that it's you who have problems?

hmm what does this remind me of?

Oh that's right. Karl being un-able to substantiate his bollocks on a recent thread

Love the new name. Puts me in mind of the theme to "Stingray"...

Marina....
Aquamarina...
What is that strange enchanting smell of fish
Whenever you're near?

H.

Morning Bain,

As abusive as ever I see and keeping to the level of posting you can cope with as well. Mot much brain power required.


Didn't take you too long Della to reply did it and still spouting lies to other people on Hootoo about who is the one with problems. But as you know a few days on the site and they will soon realise who is the mentally challenged one.

Talk amongst yourselves, kiddies.



H.

"As abusive as ever I see and keeping to the level of posting you can cope with as well. Mot much brain power required."

Care to back that up?

I doubt you will. I don't even recognise your name.

Well who needs the poster to back it up we all know what you're like.

As for the line about not recognising the persons name for once i AGRE WITH YOU! ! !

What should we do about people changing their screen names and opening new accounts so that we dont know who is posting what. People who do that they're just cawardly scum mummies boys unable to face up to the crappy situations there own behaviour has given rise too.

I say we impersonate their PSs and try to discredit them then lodge official complaints and try to get them kicked off site. Are you down with that Bain. Holler for me!

"People who do that they're just cawardly scum mummies boys" - are you listening hoo/member/number?

I still see no back up from Alf

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I am going to take a leaf out of your mummsies book here and just not bother backing it up - it really isn't worth the effort - and as people know what you are like e.g. Blicky above there really isn't much to prove.

Making you look an idiot by showing you are wrong abut some factual information showing that you are an idiot for the act of just being an idiot is like taking coals to Newcastle.

Remind me again, what kind of men is it who insist on calling straight women 'fish', and why? Some kind of envy of women I am assuming.

"I am going to take a leaf out of your mummsies book here and just not bother backing it up" - translation: you have nothing and are talking out your ar5e

"Making you look an idiot by showing you are wrong abut some factual information..." Actually you're making yourself look like an idiot by talking out your ar5e

I still have no idea who (should that be hoo) you are.

"Remind me again, what kind of men is it who insist on calling straight women 'fish', and why?"



Somebody pointed me here because they'd seen this posting and really hadn't a f**king clue what you're on about. I now sort of see what they mean.

Della, your point-missing has achieved new heights of comedy. I have no idea why you mention sexual orientation. Perhaps this is some slang phrase peculiar (and I think I do mean peculiar) to New Zealand, or perhaps just to your family. I have no idea "what kind of men" might "insist" on calling straight women (why STRAIGHT women, particularly?) "fish".

Let me explain the joke, since you appear to be completely unable to without help.

Your name (at least yesterday, Bod only knows what it is today) is "Aquamarina".

"Aquamarina" was the title of the closing theme tune to the 1960s puppet show "Stingray". It was a schmaltzy ditty sung by someone whose name escapes me at the moment, a ballad very much in the mid-60s lounge singer style.

The subject of the song was "Marina", a character in the show. She was a mermaid. She lived underwater. She carried a torch for "Troy Tempest" the hero, who never noticed her, because, tragically, she was mute.

Now... the POINT of the gag was to change the lyrics of the song to still fit the tune, but to satirically point out one of the possible downsides of dating an otherwise attractive mermaid, i.e. the fact that she's part fish.

I have literally no idea whatever what relevance your comment about sexual orientation means, and am forced to assume it's another expression of your prejudices. If you can explain it, I'd love to hear it.

Thank you.

H.

<<"I am going to take a leaf out of your mummsies book here and just not bother backing it up" - translation: you have nothing and are talking out your ar5e

"Making you look an idiot by showing you are wrong abut some factual information..." Actually you're making yourself look like an idiot by talking out your ar5e>>

Thanks Bain...there you go some abuse above.

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Oops, wrong again old son do keep with the program. I am not Hoo. Prrof is abound on the site.

And NO I am not going to go hunting for it do it yourself and learn how to investigate facts properly rather than just spout uninformed statements.

So um you still have no proof to offer. Hmm I wonder if Jimster will turn up on this thread too

Hi, Bain, I shouldn't be surprised!

Do you have any clue who this Alfster person is and what I'm supposed to have done to him/her?

Not the foggiest clue hoo he is, sorry, Bain... I do know Hoo has used his log in at least once. Other than that, no idea...