h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Showpony, how may I be of assistance to you?

Being a lost and lonely sentient being, I have absolutely no idea...

I've figured out that as a Guardian Angel, you guide me through the universe of h2g2 (OK - I read it...)

How do you do that?

PS: How did you know I was a Voyager fan???

Your first question: Are you asking me how I guide you round h2g2 or how I do "that" meaning the way I undulate?
Your second question: I am an empath! No, actually that is my patronage. The Patron Saint of Empathy. No kidding. It was GOD's idea of a joke, when I was Sainted.
Actually, I didn't know you are a Voyager fan.
I hope Seven of Nine is your favourite character from that series...
Now that we are introduced, how may I assist you?
~Seven of Nine~
ps, I hope you are going to vote for me in the Bikini contest,{http://www.h2g2.com/A480449} and is it alright if I link to your page, as my newest Guardee? You have my permission to link to mine...

Well, it was meant to be how you guide me round h2g2, but the undulating bit sounds far more interesting.

Of course I'll vote for you in the bikini contest. I'll check it out asap. As it were.

And finally... Yes. How do you create links?

Well, what would you like to do, around the Guide?
What are your interests?
I can point you in the right direction, or bring you links to places which might be of interest, I can tell you where to post details of your first Guide Entry!
There are many clubs, societes, groups, etc, on h2g2. It is a truly massive site. The search facility is an excellent starting place.
Thanks for voting for me!
Do browse around the others first though!
Now then, do you know Guide ML or HTML?
You need to convert your page, before you can link.
To convert your page to Guide ML, click on your "edit page" button, on the right, under your name.
Change the style to Guide ML.
Type


then your text...
you type your links in this space also.
then close the tags...


like that!
Linking to other sites/pages on h2g2 is easy. You can also link to offsite webpages/links.
I will give you the code for linking to my page as soon as you have converted to Guide ML.
The Guide ML clinic is located here: http://www.h2g2.com/GuideML-Clinic you may find that useful!
~Seven~

It's all been Guide Ml'd - it just looks really boring. Lots of text in a bog-standard format. I browse other pages and they're far more exciting...

Adding links would be really good, too...

You're an ace Guardian Angel...

Thank you.

(And - how do you get all the really good smileys? I've worked out the basic ones, but the others have me stumped...)

Oh, I do apologize, I should have told you this already!
http://www.h2g2.com/smiley to go to the main page of them, or just click on one; to type that type:< planet > {without the gaps}
but please don't type too many in one message as it overloads the servers! Thank you.
I have actually applied to become an A.C.E.
I am being considered for the honour now!

To link to my page:
{Copy & past this}
My Guardian Angel is Seven of Nine
or
My Guardian Angel isSeven of Nine

whichever you prefer.
If you wish to post pictures on your page,I can help you with this too.
Just tell me what you would like to do.
~Your Angel Seven~

St Seven of Nine, ACE

Has a ring to it, I think...

If there's any justice in the world and all that...

Smiley-search to begin shortly!!

Be sure to tell me which are your favourites!
Did you put the link to my page on yours?
I have linked to you!
~Seven~