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Tatty42 Started conversation Mar 28, 2000
Now, don't you start knocking the SAS like Mrgrunt does OK. This is not a request, it's an order. Do you get me? I said DO YOU GET ME?!!
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Researcher 113899 Posted Mar 31, 2000
The Sass are great, but, when They stalk my cat, and shoot themselves in your back garden, you lose all respect for them
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Tatty42 Posted Apr 5, 2000
"shoot themselves in your backgarden"? Please tell me they were on manouvers and that it wasn't done accidently...
sorry to hear 'bout the cat being stalked...
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Researcher 113899 Posted Apr 11, 2000
They were on Monevures, but its still embrassing when you have a helicopter just above your house serching to medivac the Injured trooper OUT!. Apparantly a round was NDed (Negiligently discharged) and went through the Knee Cap.
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Tatty42 Posted Apr 15, 2000
Very F**king nasty!!
I can't see as how it would be embarassing to have a choopper above your house...imagine how the SAS felt at accidently letting a round loose....
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Researcher 113899 Posted Apr 17, 2000
Thats not the worst of it though. A bloke from 14th Intelligence Company (Those crazy people in Northern Ireland), out in pontrilas, was shot dead by a farmer, round about 5 miles from my house. The Bloke was later said to have died doing selection on the beacons.
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Tatty42 Posted Apr 18, 2000
Nasty.
Could you please run ICQ, as I'm waitin' for Authorization here, OK!?
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Sho - employed again! Posted Aug 9, 2000
They do it on purpose you know. But you have to accept that anyone can make a mistake.
btw: if you like sleeping so much take a tip from me - DON'T JOIN THE ARMY! 
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