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one and one and one is three

Post 1

an apple tree

as it so happens, i have no recolection of said conversation or of any reason why you should be apologising to me, but with the inclusion of the word "monkey" in the paragraph in which many an uncanny and suspicious thing was said, i feel it only fair that i should refrain from squinting at you with hightened suspicion and chasing you round the quadrangle with a sharpened stabbing instrument (i don't get mad...i get stabby) and SO, i hereby congaratulate you, on behalf of The Less Than Squinty Foundation on your non-acheivement of a place on the These People Need To Be Stalked - And Fast! list. bravo


one and one and one is three

Post 2

Classic Krissy

If I may interject for just one moment:

I quite love that tree girl because she makes me laugh heartily, even when she's squinty and stalky.

Thank you.


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