h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Swims along a faintly glowing cavern*

*squeezes his hand*

*emerges into a vast cavern, the roof spanning a huge distance above them, plunging beneath the water to untold of depths. The walls glitter with unheard of minerals and unspoken about lifeforms, the whole producing an effect not unlike that of....actually, entirely *un*like anything seen anywhere else by human eyes*

*breathes*

This is just the entrance hall of course.....

*looks around and goes breathless again*

*looks at her* Are you okay?

Sssuuure...

There's much more under water, of course.......

Underwater... *sigh*

If I'd planned this better I'd have an oxygen tank here......I'm sure they'd have one back up on the ship.....

Oh well... I guess I'll manage...

I could pop back up and get one for you.....it wouldn't take me long.....

No, don't leave me alone down here... Please...

There's nothing down here for you to fear....but I won't leave you alone, we can still see most of it....

Nothing to fear except the amounts of water all around... It's creepy...

I guess.....but you're fine here with me.....

I know...

Follow me....*swims across the cavern towards what looks like a slight recess in the rock*

*follows him*