h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know what you're talking about! I've never met her! We haven't crept out at night and sung lullabies to each other so I don't know *where* you got that idea from. Frankly I'm offended that you could even suggest that we are having an affair! Really.....*turns away in a huff.*

*stares at him, shocked*

But it's not true, I tell you! I don't know what you've heard but I categorically deny it!

Sure you do... You wouldn't admit it, would you...

I wouldn't lie to you....ask her! She doesn't even know I exist......

Sure...

Honest! I don't even know what she looks like!

I'm trying very hard to believe you...

*Gets down on his knees and clasps her hands.*
Please, you must know that you're the only one for me, I couldn't even bare the thought of so much as looking sideways at any other entity.....

*looks away*

Don't do this to me, you know I could never love another!
*begins weeping*

*still doesn't know whether to believe him or not*

My love, from the moment we met in the interstellar train station, I knew there could be no other. After we travelled to Beta Centauri together, my heart was set on you only. I have never known peace in any arms but yours. If you don't believe me I'll throw myself out the airlock this very second, rather than spend another moment causing you pain.

*can't stop tears running on her face*
That's so sweet...

Please tell me you believe me, I can't stand the agony any longer, I must know....do you still love me?

*speaks through the tears*
Yes... I do...

*Stands and embraces her*
Oh rapturous joy, oh happy circumstance, oh benighted day, my love, my one and only, let us never again be sundered!

*their lips meet in a passionate kiss, accompanied with romantic music, the picture fades away and the end credits start rolling*

*applauds*
Bravo!

Very nice movie, that...