This is the Message Centre for Vinker
Greetings!
Blatherskite the Mugwump - Bandwidth Bandit Started conversation Apr 13, 2000
The intro is good enough for government work, I suppose... 
Welcome to H2G2! I serve the site in the capacity as Assistant Community Editor (ACE), and I've been here since it was mostly fields, so they think that qualifies me to show new people around. Hah! You'll be lost in a minute! Anyway, I brought along a few road signs to some of the cooler tourist attractions, if you're interested...
The Official ACE page is here: http://www.h2g2.com/A214796 It has some more greeting type stuff, and some more links to help you get started. There's more of the same, and a few extra, at the official Newcomers Welcoming Page: http://www.h2g2.com/A5752
When you decide you're ready to write that first guide entry, you'll probably want to check this out first: http://www.h2g2.com/A53209 It has the guidelines for what H2G2 is looking for in an Approved Guide Entry. Of course, if you're not looking for fame, you can write whatever you choose.
And whenever you run into technical problems, the GuideML clinic will teach you how to solve them: http://www.h2g2.com/A187229
The Post, the site's newspaper, is over here: http://www.h2g2.com/u54963 It's pretty cool, and a new issue comes out every week.
Enjoy the Guide, and if you have any questions, feel free to ask. 
Key: Complain about this post
More Conversations for Vinker
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."